If You Ask Me: (And of Course You Won't) by Betty White

By Betty White

It-girl Betty White can provide a hilarious, slyly profound tackle love, lifestyles, star, and every little thing in among.

Drawing from a life of classes discovered, seven-time Emmy winner Betty White's wit and knowledge take middle level as she tackles issues like friendship, romantic love, getting older, tv, enthusiasts, love for animals, and the courageous new international of big name. If You Ask Me mixes her considerate observations with funny tales from a seven- decade occupation in Hollywood. Longtime fanatics and new enthusiasts alike will have fun with Betty's candid tackle every little thing from her rumored weigh down on Robert Redford (true) to her good looks routine ("I don't know what colour my hair is and that i by no means intend to discover out") to the fb crusade that helped convince her to host Saturday evening Live regardless of her having declined the web hosting activity 3 times already.

that includes all-new fabric, with a spotlight at the previous fifteen years of her existence, If You Ask Me is humorous, candy, and to the point-just like Betty White.

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The manager there, Peter Rouse, was ambitious and he already knew me as he'd remortgaged my house: he was ready to make the loan, but he had to get all the right boxes ticked on the form for his bosses to approve the loan. He helped me write a business plan and together we made adjustments to comply with the bank's lending criteria. Needless to say I'd never written a business plan before, but I didn't find it all that hard. It was easy to calculate the income, and the costs were fairly straightforward, too: if I had x residents, I'd need y staff and they'd get paid the going rate, a figure I found out by looking at the situations vacant in the paper.

That won't be necessary,' he told me in a particularly patronising way. ' He relented and asked his manager to join us. A few minutes later, a short, bald bloke walked in smoking a cigarette. He was the kind of middie-class snob I'd never had any respect for, and 1 knew he'd be a waste of space. He was a stroppy little berk who clearly 78 A N Y O N E C A N DO IT GOING IT ALONE 79 didn't rate an uneducated ice-cream vendor very highly. He told me that I didn't have any 'sector expertise' and without it he couldn't see how I was going to make any money.

They introduced a new policy that gave all unemployed people an entitlement to housing. And the best bit about this is that the government started paying £46 a week directly to landlords. Now a lot of people wouldn't want to rent to DSS tenants, but as far as I could see I was effectively renting to the government, so my rent was guaranteed. I started converting terraced houses into bedsits and renting them out. I picked up the houses for about £10,000 each and made a 30-50 per cent return on my capital each year in rent.

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